Alana. 15. Member of many fandoms. Hopes to someday cosplay Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff) and/or Clara Oswin Oswald. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Supernatural. MARVEL COMICS- Avengers, X-Men etc. Castle. Friends. How I Met Your Mother. Once Upon a Time. Game of Thrones. Merlin. Whedonverse. Nerdfighteria. Lord of the Rings. Harry Potter-the gateway fandom. etc.
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
↳ Season 8
“You have never done what you were told. Not completely. You don’t even die right, do you?”
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:
OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE
AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE
Joly had a trick of touching his nose with the tip of his cane, which is an indication of a sagacious mind.
(Source: bjhunnicutts)
Twinkle twinkle little star
Now I know just what you are
Up above the world so high
Burning angels in the sky
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You’re tearing out my fucking heart
